All hallows eve is creeping closer and closer! With scary goblins, flying witches, and howling monsters afoot; they are ready to devour all the…candy! Happy Halloween!

To lighten up the spooky mood, the Brookline Village Dental Team would love to brighten your smile with a few of our favorite Halloween Dental Jokes!

  • How are vampires like false teeth? They only come out at night!
  • What did the dentist say to the young Jedi? May the floss be with you!
  • Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath!
  • What did the ghost say when he discovered he had cavities? Boo Hoo ????
  • What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist? Fangs very much!
  • Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite.
  • Who is the best dancer at Halloween? The Boogie Monster.
  • Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.
  • Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? He needed a filling.
  • What dinosaur has the healthiest teeth and gums? A Flosso-raptor
  • What do you call 2 dentists that live on opposite sides of the earth? Molar opposites

Trick or treating is so much fun, but it can be a scary time for your teeth! Visit us here, at Brookline Village Dental, to keep your teeth healthy, happy, and bright this Halloween season! For more details, please call (617) 731-3888 to speak with our bubbly staff, or book an appointment with Dr. Peter Juriansz!

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